Dormify products are for 18-21 year old women heading to/at college.
As a 25-year-old man at the time, I couldn't think of a more fun writing challenge.
Hold me. Who's that swaggering into the bathroom like a boss? Oh yeah, it's you with your awesome shower caddy that easily organizes and holds all your bathroom items. Feel free to point and laugh at others struggling to hold on to their wet and slippery bottles, you're better than them now.
Head in the clouds. The forecast for your room: cloudy with a chance of great ideas. This magnet cloud board is perfect for moments of inspiration and daily reminders.
You have the power. Passion, compassion, integrity–these values will help you get your day and room feeling right. Hang this tapestry with pride and remind yourself that every day is an opportunity to change the world.
Respect my authoritah. We're getting super cereal right now–this chart guides you through the extremely important stats of South Park and all it's cheerful residents. Featuring critical inromation such as all the different ways kenny has died or the precise amount of change requested by the Loch-Ness-Monster, this South Park poster is one your space can't be without, mmkay?